Satirical columnist and political commentator - I made multiple Tinder profiles just so I could right swipe myself. Alt account @traf for short content
If you wish for a pearl, you must leave the desert, and wander by the sea; and even if you never find the gleaming pearl, at least you won't have failed to reach the water. Sama'i
I'm an Emperor Penguin, but not an ordinary one. I live on the Earth's southernmost continent, Antarctica, but I would rather live on a sunny tropical island :)