I'm an Emperor Penguin, but not an ordinary one. I live on the Earth's southernmost continent, Antarctica, but I would rather live on a sunny tropical island :)
A.D.S.A.C.T.L.Y = Autonomous Decentralized Society Acting Cooperatively to Leverage You! - We Have exactly what you're looking for when you need it MOST!
Satirical columnist and political commentator - I made multiple Tinder profiles just so I could right swipe myself. Alt account @traf for short content