Blue Film; Come on here, let's pretend

Greetings everyone!🙌

In Nigeria, we have many colours of movies, such as yellow movies, green movies, red movies, and the greatest of them all, blue films.

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This is one particular movie that many people pretend they don't watch, but the genre has a record stream higher than what we see on Netflix and the rest. If everyone doesn't agree that they watch it, how come it has high views? Does it mean that aliens from other planets have access to the platforms of such movies?

Wondering what's blue film? I know you didn't wonder at all because you know it better than I do. In this article, I'm not going to call it its real name because I know you know it and you can't pretend. If you pretend not to know, may God minus 20 years from your age. Amen! Even though you hissed here after reading this, I know your conscience is judging you already because your eyes are fighting to unread when your mind knows the truth already.

As I was saying, some years ago, I can't remember the exact year, I saw in the news that a popular site, "P___nhub (if you are able to decode this, just know that Angels of Heaven have removed your name from people that will make heaven), gave a free one-month premium to its regular users as an appreciation for being a die-hard fan of the site, and the countries with the highest record were Nigeria, Ghana, South Africa, India, and so many others.

Although I was not able to confirm this on my own because I don't have an account on this site, and that's because I don't watch Blue Films....I only hear people saying how entertaining it is.
The news got me really wondering; does it mean that these innocent faces I see everywhere in my hood are patronising these sites on a low-key basis?
Does it mean that these innocent people I know on this blockchain are into this? Oh! I wish I could mention names for them to attest to this because I've met a whole lot of pretentious, innocent people... I just want peace.



Some years back, there was a church brother who preached against this blue film of a thing so much; in fact, anytime he climbs the pulpit, the first thing he will say is how people were damaging their lives watching blue film.

Hold first,
If people who watch blue films are damaging their lives, what about the people who are acting (p___nstars) and producing them? They are already damaged, right?

The guy was so serious, and from the the way he says it, it's obvious that he knows the nooks and crannies therein. According to him, he said he used to do it before when he was in the world.
I didn't agree with him, "he's still into it". I was so confident of this and I decided to make my findings one day.

That fateful day, I begged him to use his phone to snap photos because my phone's camera was bad, which he released to me, and yaaay! I switched on my hacking mode.

I'm not that techy, but I know how to get out deeply hidden files from a phone.
First of all, I entered all his browsers to check the history, and I was surprised to find all of them cleared, which made me curious. Who clears browser history like that if he or she is not hiding anything?

I left there and entered his file sections. I was opening them one after the other, which took me time, but I didn't mind. I was in to find out.

You know how ladies arrange things in the kitchen, where they keep a particular nylon inside a nylon, and this nylon will be kept inside another nylon that was kept inside another nylon... That's method used.

If you're using an Android phone, there's a particular file that's like the way ladies keep nylon in a kitchen; it has up to 20 folders inside it. I knew that file, so I went for it. I kept opening one subfile after another, and after opening 54 of them, I found a series of 'unsupported' files with large quantities (say 250mb per files). First of all, I smiled because I'd found what I was looking for.

Decoding those unsupported files is easy. I'm not going to tell you the simple trick to it, so that you won't go and use it to sort out what will land you in trouble.

I decoded, and the 'unsupported' files turned to MP4. I lowered the phone's volume and played it. Guess what I saw? It was a video of Johnny Sins.

Okay, come on here,
Come and pretend to me that you don't know this name I just mentioned or what I meant by blue film.

I have friends that will banter with me on this. In case you don't see me around to throw the words back, know that I am praying for forgiveness for what I just wrote.

Thanks for reading



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Lol even your name has been removed by the angels.

A lot of people deny it because no one wants to admit to the entertainment they derive from it plus our African society shuns such acts so bro don't blame them by just roll with the flow

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Yeah yeah,
I'm not surprised to see you understand everything so easily.😂

You said the truth Sha, the whole thing comes with this "sinful" stigma. Religious come add Jara on top of it😄

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Kingsleyyy😂😂😂😂😂 Well you are so curious meaning you’re also damaged cause you know so much down to their names😂😂

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Hahahah!😂
Beeeee! Innocent you too??
Let me unread this comment.

But hey, I usually see that in Facebook memes

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😂😂😂😂😂

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Please this should not spoil my Beeeee.
Go and unread pls

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I didn't know there were color films! At least where I'm from they classify them with letters and I imagine that the blue ones are the XXX ones, or am I wrong?
I don't watch them either, but I know that's what most people demand, even those who later say that those who watch them are hurting their souls.

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Hahahaha
You got it correctly.
That is it, XXX movies.

I don't watch them either, I only hear people talk of it.

Thank you for reading ma

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So how did you immediately know that that’s Jonny sins?

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Mariam,
You correctly spelled that name.

Oh my God!

Please na, you're too clean to know this

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I copied it from your text😂

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Kingsleyy oooo. Your name to no de heaven screeners page. Lol. Teach me the code. I want to land in trouble too🤣🤣

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Balikis!
So you understand this?
Haaa! Nobody is clean on this planet anymore.

Teach me the code. I want to land in trouble too🤣🤣

You're a lady, the trouble you'll see yourself in, is going to be mighty. Pity for yourself small🥺

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Understand what? I don't understand you ooo

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Colors of movies, I never knew this until now.

Omo, your name no dey list again oo.

People don't even know that what they criticize more and always, makes someone curious to know what exactly is this thing.
Which will land the person to it.

It's only young mind that is supposed to criticize and stay away from it.
Not a matured person always hammering on it, talk about other things please.

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Wetin you dey talk?

It's very very clear that you know this thing above average 😄

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@kingsleyy which one is red film again 🤣🤣🤣

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Lol😂
It seems you've not seen this kinda movie.

Go and make research 🤸

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Oh really, I have to know all those types of film then

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Kingsley wants to spoil me with his post🤕. Why all these😂. Something is fishy..you know too much on this topic🙁🌚.

Anywho, I'm cat walking out of the post. I would reserve my questions for your dm.

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Wongi, pls don't let me believe you understand this post plssss!
Please unread it and leave it for bad people here.
Even me, I don't understand, I just wrote out of what I see on Twitter

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Lies😂. You wrote with your Einstein brain.

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I'm telling you. The ideas came out from what I usually read on Twitter.

This is the reason we are warned to be mindful of what we read online 🥺

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My lady @wongi where is SpongeBob going to? Is he going to the blue light room??? 4😂😂😂

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Squidward you mean😄. He is leaving Kingsley's post too. He has seen more than he should 😂

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Hmmm. How will I know that you don’t watch too? Abi you are like that brother 😅

Welldone. Decoder 😂 the tech bro.

So, the brother didn’t know ?😊

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Hahahah😄
Everyone just forming here.

Since you understand the post, it's obvious you...🤐

So, the brother didn’t know ?😊

I didn't tell him. If I had told him, he would have stopped church

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Come and Enter Heaven, I want to check something, so much tables shaking in this post😂

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Lol😂
I'm innocent and I've secured my spot in heaven already. Free entry, it's unnegotiable 🏋️

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Me for one don't know what blue film means. Is it a type of a television?🌝

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No ooo!
It's a smart TV's charger

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I talk am!
Hahahahahaha

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Blue films 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 How does it look like? Are the characters acted with a blue light, cameras, individual or in a blue atmosphere? 😂😂😂 ...
I love sleep with blue light or black light in my kitchen oooh.. 🤣🤣🤣 ... Lolz

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Blue films are those movies they act in church. Yes church dramas😄

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Hahahaha 🤣🤣😂😂 have you acted one with you choir member? 😂😂😂 !Lolz

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Isn’t Johnny sin the philosopher, the teacher, the spaceman, the man will a lot of jobs and personality.
Such great man with a lot of masters and PHD in different kind of course

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I was happy cos you finally skipped not knowing that... maybe someone called you to come and read.

See eh, I don't know what I wrote here.
Innocently innocent ✌️

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heheheh, I find that to believe but i am off to watch brown film